No Pecs, No Sex

Tables of books have now been replaced by giant, purple, crushed velvet couches...

...spooky skeleton chairs with matching alabaster male torsos...

...crazy AK-47 coffee tables, pillars wrapped in lace-up leather corsets...

...lots of muscles and even more mirrors--as the David Barton gym has officially opened in the former Astor Place Barnes & Noble.

but look! he's reading a book!