*Everyday Chatter

TONY shows how MePa-goers really are shallow and vapid--the women seek diplomats and guys with Hamptons houses, and the men want girls in rompers with nice teeth ("the biggest turnoff is a girl with a really small ass")--while hipsters and perverts come off as much more human. [TONY]

The stink of death is gone, but Von Furstenberg is still pumping perfume over the Meatpacking District. [Racked]

Yes, Cafe Figaro is now not only a Qdoba, but also a bank. [BB]

Celebs abandoning Manhattan? Not bad. [Gothamist]

And Manhattan's housing prices are falling. Not bad either. [NYT]

And a fratty EV bar closes. Also not bad. [EVG]

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