Note from the Backside #3

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Note from the Backside #3:

"You know how annoying it is to sit at a restaurant at a table near people who talk too loud and/or like to conduct their business in front of an audience? Well, my whole apartment is now sitting at that lousy table. I had to close the windows, turn on the fan, and still I could hear the inanities.


I tried a new tactic. There’s a CD of sounds to annoy your neighbor. I treated them to 'Orgasm' and 'Drill.' At first one of the women said in a knowing way, 'oh, ok-ay then,' upon hearing the orgasm. But then they just went back to chatting endlessly about their jobs and hiring temps, etc."

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